BRYON’S DREAM HOUSE

How ICE Barbie’s ‘Bimbofication’ Husband Built His Barbie World

Bryon found women to share his fantasy with on a website used primarily by married men to pay amateur porn stars.

Kristi Noem’s cross-dressing husband used OnlyFans to find female counterparts to whom he dished out tens of thousands of dollars to fuel his fetish, a new report has revealed.

Bryon Noem’s “busty bimbo” alter ego was first exposed when the Daily Mail reported on his crossdressing habits on Tuesday—and now the tabloid reports that the former DHS secretary’s husband found his models in part by using the popular subscription-based site.

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The source of the latest seedy detail came from Bryon himself, as he admitted in a phone interview with the Mail that he met women on OnlyFans, a website primarily used by married men to purchase content from what are typically amateur porn stars.

Bryon, 56, married Kristi in 1992.

In the same call with the Mail, he denied putting U.S. national security at risk by speaking with online adult film stars, but did not deny the relationship or his bimbo activities.

Text exchanges found that models were repeatedly asking Bryon for money during the time his wife was leading DHS. He sent his models at least $25,000 via Cash App and PayPal, the Mail reported.

The outlet said it had obtained hundreds of messages, involving three separate women, all of whom are tied to his “bimbofication,” a fetish that involves dressing up as a hypersexualized Barbie doll in which a man dons massive breasts and tight clothing.

“It’s called bimbofication. People who modify their body to look like a doll. The Barbie look,” one model told the Mail. “His kink is for huge, huge ridiculous boobs.”

In his “bimbofication,” Bryon appears to have used balloons to mimic breasts, which he stuffed into skin-tight shirts.

One model said Bryon’s fetish was “3000cc-plus boobs,” far greater than the amount of saline per fake breast implant a plastic surgeon would recommend.

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Bryon’s relationship with Kristi was already under intense scrutiny as she was repeatedly accused of having an affair with her former top aide, Corey Lewandowski. Lewandowski, who is also married, has denied the affair to the Daily Beast, but Beltway insiders have described their affair as an open secret in Washington. Even Trump has reportedly weighed in on the matter.

Since Bryon’s cross-dressing came to light, the political commentator Ryan James Girdusky reminded that he said on a podcast in August that there was “D.C. gossip” that a top Cabinet official had casually confessed that her husband was gay. Girdusky says that the official was Kristi.

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“A reporter walked up to her and said, ‘Why are you having this affair? Why haven’t you met up with your husband? Why aren’t you divorcing your husband?’” Girdusky said. “And she blurted out to this reporter, who I know, and said, ‘Oh, my husband’s gay.’”

Bryon said he intends to share his side of the story eventually, telling The New York Times he will talk “at some point,” but “today is not the day. I appreciate your heart.”

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Despite her own alleged affair and her apparent confessions about her husband’s sexuality, Kristi said she is “devastated” to learn of her husband’s double life.

Her spokesperson told the Mail, “The family was blindsided by this. They ask for privacy and prayers at this time.”

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