Tootsie Haine

Tootsie Haine is the writer behind The Looker's sex and dating column.

Office romance crush

FRIENDS & BENEFITS

I Lost My Office Crush to the Hot New Girl

At first, I envied her, even judged her. But in the end, she provided me with an invaluable lesson.

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High school notebook with doodles and Don Draper of Mad Men

FRIENDS & BENEFITS

I Matched With Hollywood Men to Boost My Career

The strategy did not work out as planned.

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Illo illustration of a notebook full of a high school doodles and a mom tattoo

FRIENDS AND BENEFITS

My Date With a Crypto-Obsessed Mama’s Boy

He was desperate for a girlfriend, but that didn’t stop him from ghosting me.

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Illo illustration of a woody car on a lined notebook with doodles on it

FRIENDS AND BENEFITS

I Regret Just One Thing About My Romantic Road Trip

I drove cross-country with a near-stranger, and all I got was this stupid existential crisis.

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Illo illustration of a notebook with high school style doodles and a merge sign

FRIENDS & BENEFITS

Why I Asked a Handsome Coworker on a Cross-Country Road Trip

We barely knew each other. That didn’t stop us from taking ketamine and kissing our way across Interstate 40.

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