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THE TURTLE TURNS
Why the Mitch McConnell Mystery Is Even Worse Than We Think

LET'S MAKE A DATE
Hear Me Out: How About a New National Holiday?

NO FAIR AT ALL
The Only Blue Ribbon at Trump’s State Fair Was for Grift

MAKE AMERICA ALGAL AGAIN
Let’s Hear It for the Swampy Green Slime Taking Over D.C.

NO LAUGHING MATTER



