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Kelly Williams Brown

Kelly Williams Brown is an award-winning reporter, columnist and author of Adulting: How to Become A Grown-Up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps. She lives in Portland, Oregon.

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Stay On the Grass

Quality Bud, but Like, Whoa, The Prices

A “friend” reports from Washington state: Yes, the legal pot is of the (ba-da-bing) highest quality. But really—$840 an ounce??

Kelly Williams Brown

articles/2014/07/19/the-malaysian-air-tragedy-reawakens-a-primal-fear/140718-brown-flight-fears-tease_i4swwl
Fasten Seat Belts

How Air Tragedy Reawakens the Fear

We are horrified, of course, we who are terrified of flying, but ever-so-slightly vindicated: We knew this all along. We are not in control.

Kelly Williams Brown

articles/2014/07/07/getting-to-know-the-beyonce-voter/140706-williams-brown-beyonce-voters-tease_wdwlag
Fox and Fierce

Getting to Know the ‘Beyoncé Voter’

Yes, Fox News. When we’re not doing rails of ground-up contraceptives and waiting for the federal government to text, here’s what this nation of All the Single Ladies is really up to.

Kelly Williams Brown

articles/2014/06/29/how-to-stay-liberal-after-you-get-robbed/140627-brown-robbed-tease_pyktil
Seeing Red

How to Stay Liberal After You Get Robbed

When my house got broken into, my political convictions were instantly replaced with lurid revenge fantasies. Which is exactly why a fair legal system is so important.

Kelly Williams Brown

articles/2014/06/21/dear-dick-cheney-advice-from-the-former-veep/140620-brown-cheney-tease_rydccb
Straight Talk

Dear Dick (Cheney)

Everyone’s favorite American statesman emerged from retirement this week to sound off on Iraq. What if he sounded off on our personal problems, as well? Read on and weep.

Kelly Williams Brown

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Bleak House

Talking Student Debt With Obama

Sure, being at the White House was exciting, but the questions from anguished students showed why many now doubt that college is worth it.

Kelly Williams Brown

articles/2014/05/31/the-first-world-anarchist-s-guide-to-weddings/140530-williams-brown-wedding-tease_c8rlx6
Mazel Tov

The Anarchist’s Guide to Weddings

How to be that one guest who’ll never ever have to save a date again.

Kelly Williams Brown

articles/2014/05/25/let-s-lay-out-the-odds-on-your-crazy-summer/140724-Summer-Probabilities-tease_xvdirm
Place Your Bets

The Odds on Your Crazy Summer

Stifling heat! Awkwardly drunken work barbecues! The secret shame of loving the Song of the Summer! Get prepared for what this most glorious season most likely has coming your way.

Kelly Williams Brown

articles/2014/05/17/here-s-how-our-hero-cat-will-throw-the-first-pitch/140516-williams-brown-cat-hero-tease_bgggzt
Screwball

All Hail Our Furry, Purring Hero

A minor-league assistant GM’s Internet Age dilemma: “We now have three days to get this cat to throw a baseball, which might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever said.”

Kelly Williams Brown

articles/2014/05/11/how-to-survive-a-public-radio-membership-drive/140710-WNYC-fundraiser-tease_rdsbtv
CALL NOW

Public Radio Needs You. Now. Please.

They pop up all the time, but just irregularly enough that you don't expect them: a delicate balance of persuasion, threat, and desperation that's as rough on public radio employees as it is on you.

Kelly Williams Brown

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